Delivery Man: DELIVERING PIZZA. Here you go. Homeowner: Nahh. You ain't change back? Delivery Man: Have a good one! Homeowner: Um, I ordered soda too. Random Car: HONKING. Delivery Man: Keep, keep, keep blowing the fucking horn and I will wait here even longer. Give me a couple minutes, I gotta run back to the store for it. I forgot it. Homeowner:
These New Yorkers were closing up the pizza shop when they noticed two construction workers hanging on a scaffold across the street. They called out offering them a box of real New York pizza. The workers said yes without hesitation, and the pizza was already waiting for them. So they delivered it the only way they could by tossing it across. Is fi
DoorDash gives customer a hard 8 inches! ring HEY. HEY. I GOT YOUR DOOR DASH. OH, HELL YES. GOT YOUR DAMN HOT ASS PIZZA. OH, MY GOD. I'M SO GLAD THEY SENT YOU. OH, MY GOODNESS. THAT I DIDN'T EVEN WANT THE FOOD. I REQUESTED YOU. BECAUSE I NEED SOME ICK. COME IN HERE, GET OUT THAT TIP, MY TIP OUT, AND WE GONNA MAKE IT HAPPEN, CAPTAIN. I COULD TAKE SO
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